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Tracy Morgan Quotes

American - Actor | November 10, 1968 -

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

Father Me Better Just Businessman

Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.

Life Face Party Stop Talk Mean

It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.

Bird You House Sharks Zoo Three

Parents should support and love their kids no matter what.

Love Support Parents Matter Kids

Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going.

You Ghetto Know Want Leaving Why

You have to be highly intelligent to get away with a dumb joke. That takes a pretty smart fella.

Smart You Dumb Intelligent Joke Get

It gets scary when you're dealing with people who don't know how to separate fact from fiction.

People You Know Scary Fiction Fact

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

Believe Know Deliver Babies Pickles

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

Work People Think Doing Wings Going

They say that every Jewish person is supposed to love one black person in his life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.

Life Love Me Black Person Say

Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down.

Life People Slow Down Know Try

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.

Life Funny God Me Gift Been

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