American - Actor | November 10, 1968 -
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
Tracy Morgan
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The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.
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I'm a human being. I feel all emotions. I'm not just happy all the time. Sometimes, I'm sad and feel the blues. Sometimes I even want to feel the blues. Sometimes, you want to feel down.
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I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
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Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
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There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold.
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What you have to understand is that my thing is not glamour. I love stretch marks and C-section scars and all of that. I'm a grown man. You don't gotta put on no makeup with me.
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I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence.
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I love '30 Rock' because Tina Fey allows me to fly over the cuckoo nest once a week.
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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.
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Michael's the ultimate entertainer. After Michael Jackson, it's Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, and Bruce Lee.
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Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.
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