American - Actor | June 30, 1974 -
Any club has more than enough comics, so if you're not there every night talking to the booker, you're not going to get on. You have to be there more than they are.
Tony Rock
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If you're at the Comedy Store or the Laugh Factory or the Improv, even two minutes helps. You never know who might be in the audience.
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My pops, the whole time while I was growing up, was conscious of what we ate. He made sure we exercised and had time outside. He knew having a healthy lifestyle meant exercise.
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Nobody needs a chitlin.
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I don't understand why black people feel this undying need to want to be down with white people all the time.
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I was depressed for a long time.
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I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy.
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Ask Frank Stallone how far your name gets you.
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People say an Oscar validates your career. No, it doesn't. There's more good actors without Oscars than there are with Oscars.
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My family is just naturally funny.
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You got to be willing to be knocked out to win a fight. You got to be willing to get booed off the stage to get a standing ovation.
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It's too expensive to eat healthy. You ever go to Whole Foods? A carrot is, like, seven dollars. McDonald's got double cheeseburgers for a dollar.
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