American - Actor | June 30, 1974 -
You can live with diabetes. It's not the worst thing to have, but you have to manage yourself and have some self control.
Tony Rock
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Once school let out every year, my siblings and I would get packed into a station wagon to drive to South Carolina to see my grandparents for summer vacation. If school let out on Friday, we were probably in the station wagon no later than Sunday morning, and we would make stops along the way.
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My older brothers have their own children, and they have to go to soccer practice and football practice on the weekends. They're doing their thing and on the weekends, and I'm on the road. The busier we get, the less time we get to see each other. That's why, when we see each other, it's really, really kind of special.
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I love to eat. I'm a foodie, and when I'm on vacation, I want to be a foodie with their culture, with their foods.
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I keep saying this - and I keep putting it off because I get busy - but I keep saying one year I'm gonna tape our Thanksgiving dinner or, like, our Christmas dinner and maybe put it on my website just for people to see how funny it really is, how much fun it really, really is.
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Mexicans work so hard. Jamaicans are like, 'Hey mon. Take it easy. You work too 'ard.' Sneak into the country Sunday night, working Monday morning.
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My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also the, 'Mmm - I didn't take that into consideration.'
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I have seven brothers and sisters, and they could all be standup comics!
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Every day of my life is a dream goal.
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Regular people laugh harder. Industry people are stuffy, very judgmental.
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My father drove a truck, and my mother was a school teacher. They wanted their children to go the traditional route: get good grades, go to college, get a job.
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Who's been loyal to a Kardashain?
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