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Tom Lehrer Quotes

American - Musician | April 9, 1928 -

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Window Weather Bad Looks Always

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Life You Play Out Piano Get

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

Peace Political Satire Prize Henry

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Life You Out Get Like Depends

San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug.

City White San Francisco Kids Named

I didn't feel the need for anonymous affection, for people in the dark applauding. To me, it would be like writing a novel and then getting up every night and reading your novel. Everything I did is on the record and, if you want to hear it, just listen to the record.

People Me Writing Night Reading You

There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections.

Music Mathematics Together Harmony

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

People Wish Trouble I Wish Shut Up

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Love Hate Man People Know Like

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Problems Feel Person Shut Up Up He

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

Good You Be Prepared Watching Deeds

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Enjoy You Play Did How Apart

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