American - Actress | December 3, 1979 -
I surf. I would love to do a remake of 'Gidget.' It could be, like, black 'Gidget.'
Tiffany Haddish
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I'm not really into politics, but if I had my own country, I would make sure all my people were educated and figuring out what they love to do, and focusing on that.
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When I was young, people used to be like, 'You look just like Halle Berry - out of Losing Isaiah.' I don't care; she was still beautiful in that movie!
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Everybody in my life who is important to me is a star to me.
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Any comedic roles that I've gone out for usually end up going to a white woman or a gay man instead.
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I've studied Charlie Chaplin for years. I've studied Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, all of them. I don't play around. This is not a game.
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I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail.
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I feel like a foster kid that's been in the system for a long time, and then at 16, somebody adopted them and said, 'You can go to college, and you ain't got to pay no student loans.' I feel happy. I feel accepted after all these years of blood, sweat, and tears.
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People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want to send you out to be dramatic.' And I'm like, 'No. I'm a comedian. I'm funny. I want to do funny stuff.'
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Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Mr. Universe because he went to the gym every now and then. He did it on a regular basis. It's the same thing with comedy. I try to perform seven nights a week.
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There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest.
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I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed, put a roof over my head.
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