Tiffany Haddish Quotes

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Mr. Universe because he went to the gym every now and then. He did it on a regular basis. It's the same thing with comedy. I try to perform seven nights a week.

Tiffany Haddish

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You can still do the Big Lie in Miami and get away with it. This is a town where the basic institutions have collapsed.

Joe Garcia

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Everybody is going to have their critics. It's easy to get discouraged in life.

Joel Osteen

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I was completely crazy and mad when I was young. I was absolutely in love with the dissolute.

John Hurt

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The only shows that Americans watch in big numbers are shows about lawyers, doctors, or cops... People don't tune in to watch scientists unless they are forensic scientists.

Robert J. Sawyer

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Wealthy men, too, like several of those in our neighborhood, had so many slaves that they were compelled to buy other plantations on which to employ them.

John Sergeant Wise

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Under the cover of encryption, terror masterminds provide recruits with the tactics and tools necessary to carry out attacks using small arms and explosives. None of this requires any overseas travel.

Tom Cotton

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If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic, that's fine. I'd rather do both.

Rob Walton

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I just gotta keep reminding myself: Every time I do an interview or something, my volition really has to be just to serve, to help people. Not to feel like I'm important.

Rivers Cuomo

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We have a government that purposely counterfeits and debases the currencies, and I believe that the alternative would be a competition. That means that anything that wants to substitute for the American dollar should be permitted.

Ron Paul

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I've always been quite shy. Very confident but very shy.

Ruth Wilson

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Just in general, no matter what you're doing, be true to yourself. Never let anyone else dictate how you live your life.

Rumer Willis

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Buy tabloids. Celebrity gossip is engrossing. Celebrity cellulite can make you forget turbulence.

Julia Cameron

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