American - Comedian | December 28, 1973 -
I always thought I'd be a father.
Seth Meyers
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I don't get the conga line started. I'm not a great choice if the goal of the evening is just a celebration. But if we're going to talk about what's been going on lately, then I can bring something to the table.
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I'm not a tortured soul.
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I want people to know my political point of view. There's an appetite for that, almost an expectation. I also want to make people laugh, but I wouldn't want to do it at the expense of my point of view.
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People who know me would not say that, at my core, I'm silly.
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I don't know what else to do other than tell people what I think to be untruths.
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I think the greatest gift your parents can give you if you want to be a comedian is good taste.
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I was very much aiming to go into movies eventually, like a lot of 'SNL' people. But, soon after I arrived, all these really good actors started, like Fred Armisen, Bill Hader, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg, and I thought, 'If I were casting a movie, I would put all of them in it over me.'
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Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
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My parents introduced me to 'SNL,' Monty Python, and Richard Pryor probably way earlier than they had any right to.
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I started in high school, and in college, I studied radio, TV, and film. The plan was to be a filmmaker, and it was always comedy.
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I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.'
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