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Seth Meyers Quotes

I thought Ted Cruz was more fun than Carly Fiorina. And I never thought I would ever say the words, 'Ted Cruz was more fun.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 28, 1973

Topics

Words Fun Thought Say More Never

Most modern stuff I hear kinda sucks, someone should turn me onto something good, fast!

Good Me Someone Fast Turn Modern

I wanted to make a late-night-type show that happened to be in the morning for moms. Bravo was more interested in a blend of my books 'Momzillas' and 'Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut,' which is a collection of nonfiction essays.

Morning Feel Sometimes More Blend

The animal world seizes its food in masses little and big, and often gorges itself with it, but the vegetable, through the agency of the solvent power of water, absorbs its nourishment molecule by molecule.

Power Water Food Animal World Big

When you're a regular on your show, that's your family. When people come in and out, it doesn't mean that you don't embrace them, but they have to leave.

Family People You Embrace Mean Out

When I started writing and illustrating, I knew little of classic children's literature. My stories came from real life, from my concerns about what was happening in the world.

Michael Foreman

Life Children Writing World Classic

Nobody celebrates when they avoid an illness they never expected to get.

Michael Specter

Nobody Never Illness Get Avoid

My kids definitely give me all of my ideas. I'm always listening to what they talk about, how they play, what they play. Their imaginations are so incredible.

Me Ideas Listening Play Talk Always

Nobody thinks mystery writers go around killing people, but they always seem to assume singers are singing about themselves, especially if you write melancholy songs like me.

People Me Singing Mystery You Go

I admire Pat Shortt as a businessman. Such acumen is unusual for an entertainer. He did all his own deals. I learnt a lot from Pat when I was on the road with him for a year.

Road Year Admire Him Own Unusual

Being a child that grew up with a single mom back in the '70s, Father's Day to me was always a very uncomfortable time. At school, we would make Father's Day cards for our dads, and I usually mailed one to my dad, and he hardly ever responded.

Father Time Day School Child Mom

When I was anorexic it just seemed like I literally wanted to disappear. And now I would like to reappear.

Portia de Rossi

Now Disappear Just Would Like

I was taught that Jesus the Son of God was a white man, and hearing black people singing, 'Lord, wash me, and I will be whiter than snow,' made me sick.

Snow Son God Man People Singing

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