American - Comedian | July 8, 1973 -
I do reflect on it sometimes, going, 'Wow, if I knew what I knew now I would be such a better server.'
Sebastian Maniscalco
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When I was growing up, we dressed up for church.
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I was always taught how to dress for the occasion.
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I once did a flip-flop joke in San Diego, and I got booed... but it's all in good fun.
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I don't like a lot of clutter.
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My idea of fun would be to review the customers. I could give some customers one star, so that restaurateurs would know when they walked in not to serve them.
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That's how my family bonded - eating and telling stories.
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People come to a show, then they go back to their neighborhood, and it has become like word-of-mouth. Everybody loves to turn somebody on to something. It kind of just snowballed.
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My mother saw the magazine, and she was like, 'You made it.' I've been on Showtime and Comedy Central, but none of that matters - all that matter is that she sees me in 'People!'
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I'm a very observational type of comedian that points out everyday absurdities.
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I grew up in an immigrant household with an Italian father who came to the U.S. when he was 15.
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