Sebastian Maniscalco Quotes

I once did a flip-flop joke in San Diego, and I got booed... but it's all in good fun.

Sebastian Maniscalco

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GoodFunSan DiegoJokeGotOnce

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

Jo Brand

HumanDirtWhateverHuman BeingLike

The art world is an all-volunteer force. No one has to be here if he or she doesn't want to be, and we should be associating with anyone we want to.

Jerry Saltz

ArtWorldWantSheForceHere

Unfortunately, I think it's very difficult to separate policy from politics. In a perfect world, in some instances, you probably would want to. In other instances, you'd probably say that the political element is important because it should, in a perfect world, match what the stakeholders need or want, or what the public is after.

Andrew Ross Sorkin

PoliticsWorldThinkPoliticalYou

Tolstoy may be right about happy and unhappy families, but in ballet, it works the opposite way: All good ballets are different from each other and all bad ones are alike, at least in one crucial respect - they're all empty.

Robert Gottlieb

GoodRespectHappyUnhappyBadWay

It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.

Michael Haneke

LifeFunnyFatherMotherBabyYou

If you believe a black cat is bad luck, people think you're crazy, but plenty of times, if I see a black cat down my street, I turn around and go the other way. Even if I'm late. I'll be late for the airport and be in a limo, and if I see a black cat, I'll be like, 'Sir, you have to turn around and go down the next street.'

Missy Elliott

PeopleLuckCrazyBelieveThinkYou

If, at the end of my mandate, all Brazilians have the possibility to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, I will have fulfilled the mission of my life.

Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

LifeBreakfastLunchDinnerEndEat

My parents are huge influences on me. My mother was an English teacher. My father played professional rugby and coached rugby for the Irish rugby team.

Jonathan Anderson

FatherMotherTeacherParentsTeam

My mother saved hundreds of animals in her life. Wherever she encountered and injured or needy or abandoned animal, she brought it home.

Cheryl Strayed

LifeMotherHomeAnimalAnimalsShe

I see the people in the tabloids, the ones that get bad press, who have kind of gone off the edge, and I try to study them so that I don't do that. It seems like they lost focus at some point - that's the one thing they all have in common.

Cory Monteith

FocusPeopleBadEdgeLostKind

Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.

Chris Pine

CrazyThinkVegasGoSometimesNeed

I think what the public knows as 'Southern rock' will never be repeated.

Rickey Medlocke

ThinkRockWillNeverSouthern

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