American - Comedian | October 25, 1969 -
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee
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The best part about poker is there's no down side.
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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
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It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
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I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
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It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
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There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
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