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Samantha Bee Quotes

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 25, 1969

Topics

People Year More Poker Playing Last

Monetary discipline forces fiscal discipline on the politicians as well.

Discipline Politicians Well Forces

When Jeff and I were first starting out and trying to make a name for ourselves, we were doing indy shows, and would take whatever we could get just to have as much in-ring time as we could.

Time Name Doing Trying First Out

There's this movie, 'Zero Dark Thirty' about the hunt for Osama bin Laden. Some have complained that too many 'secrets' were dished out by the intelligence and special operations communities to director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal and their crew, part of a broader pattern of using intelligence for political effect.

Intelligence Political Secrets Dark

People don't understand the devastation the murder of a child does to someone. Eighty percent of parents of murdered children wind up in divorce. The only thing you have in common is that horrible sadness. You can't see the joy of your previous life.

Life Children Joy Child Parents You

Life is such a precious gift. Whatever life throws at us, if we could just learn to get through that day and hang on to the next, you never know what may come. It may get worse, but you never know.

Stephen Baldwin

Life Day Gift Learn You Know

One advantage that I think Slack has for most people who use it is, you pull out your phone, you look at the home screen, there's the Slack icon. You know when you tap this one, it's all the people you work with, and it's only the people you work with. And that's a big advantage.

Stewart Butterfield

Work Home People Think You Look

I like 1977 because it is more primitive. If it were modern day, like one Universal guy was like wouldn't they just use their cell phone? I guess he did not read that it was 1977 in the script.

Day Cell Phone Phone More Modern

What interested me was dance - the way that it was constructed with time-space constructions, and that it was abstract. I always thought: 'Why couldn't theater be that way? Or an opera?'

Dance Me Thought Why Way Opera

Sometimes, how I said already, I just wake up and play good. And sometimes I'm so tired.

Good Tired Wake Up Play Sometimes

There's always been a man telling me what to do.

Man Me Always Been Telling

Of course, Paul McCartney's sound is different from mine, but it's the way you hear things, really.

You Way Sound Things Different Mine

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Funny Truth You Stop Being Funny

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