American - Actor | April 22, 1959 -
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
Ryan Stiles
SkyBlueDoorBeyond
Back off or the lizard gets it!
BackLizardOffGets
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
MeEatingNeverBananaInterrupt
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
GreatControlRememberLoseStill
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
FoolAmericaYouStopLivingFirst
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.
WorkAttitudeMeLaughYouFeeling
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
CarYellowDriveRoadYouBrick
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
HomeTimeGreenBuyGoingGet
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.
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If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
YouSeeRapIf I CouldJustWould
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
ManFishWouldWere
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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