American - Actor | April 22, 1959 -
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
Ryan Stiles
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If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
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Never trust sheep.
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That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
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On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff.
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Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.
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I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.
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I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.
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