American - Comedian | February 4, 1971 -
I just want to do cool stuff.
Rob Corddry
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I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
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I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
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I want to manufacture a feud.
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I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
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If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
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