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Reggie Watts Quotes

American - Comedian | March 23, 1972 -

No matter how big a comedian gets, they're ultimately all just a bunch of nerds with their weird insecurities. You realize these are just the people in high school who were making people laugh.

School People High School Weird You

I'm very interested in writing an actual series, that doesn't have too much to do with my music - a world I create that has characters in it. I'm just trying to get there by doing things that I want to do.

Music Writing World Doing Trying

I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had.

Health Food Job Year Two Years

Every performance is an opportunity to have something new or to learn something new.

Opportunity Performance Learn New

I love the idea of something beautiful happening, and then it being abrasively cut into. Because in a way it's similar to switching channels or surfing the web; I like people getting lulled into something and then taking them somewhere else.

Love Beautiful People Way Channels

I'm doing the kind of show that I would want to see.

Doing Want Kind See Show Would

I'm pretty lazy when it comes to creativity. I just want it to be easy and fun.

Creativity Fun Easy Lazy Want Just

I try not to eat right before I perform. It's better to perform on an empty stomach - it just feels better. You just feel like a leaner machine. You're not worrying about digesting things.

Better Feel You Try Right Eat

I'm hypoglycemic, so if I don't eat I start to get really blood-sugar crazy. I feel like I'm going insane.

Crazy Start Feel Eat Going Get

As long as I have a good time, the audience usually has a good time.

Good Time Long Audience Good Time

At my shows you have time to relax, time to just enjoy something really dumb, time to laugh at something that's weird or unexpected and time to think. There's all sorts of things happening and it's great being able to go any way I choose at any given moment.

Great Time Moment Relax Think Weird

I compare a lot of life to looking at a map through a straw. The less ability you have to see life in a humorous way, the smaller the straw is that you're looking at the map of life. You're not looking at the whole picture. You can't see the whole topography without it, and it can help you to make better choices.

Life Looking Choices Better Help

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