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Reggie Watts Quotes

No matter how big a comedian gets, they're ultimately all just a bunch of nerds with their weird insecurities. You realize these are just the people in high school who were making people laugh.

Reggie Watts

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 23, 1972

Topics

School People High School Weird You

I know some people might think it odd - unworthy even - for me to have written a cookbook, but I make no apologies. The U.S. poet laureate Billy Collins thought I had demeaned myself by writing poetry for Hallmark Cards, but I am the people's poet so I write for the people.

Maya Angelou

Myself I Am Poetry People Me Think

If there is any God, there is only one way to please him, and that is by a conscientious discharge of your obligations to your fellow men.

Robert Green Ingersoll

God Men Way Him Only Your

Numerical quantities focus on expected values, graphical summaries on unexpected values.

John Tukey

Focus Unexpected Values Expected

I learned so much from listening to Jay-Z, M.O.P. and Gang Starr.

Statik Selektah

Listening Gang Much Learned Jay-Z

With Schubert, a lot of the melodies are very simple, but he's in this groove. He's in touch with his heart.

Tom Wopat

Heart Simple Touch He Groove Very

When I was little, there were three channels.

Rodney Carrington

Three Little Were Channels

'We don't torture' is the anguished cry of squishy people who have decided that trying to frighten terrorists by roughing them up is somehow the very definition of torture.

Mike Gallagher

People Trying Cry Up Torture Who

I think it's being innovative and very creative to stay away from flat-out sampling somebody else's record. To me, that doesn't show too much of your creative side unless you take a little piece and add it, almost like spice on a chicken.

Missy Elliott

Creative Me Think You Chicken Spice

I want to talk about God in a literary way. But I think I would have a very hard time praying to God.

Jonathan Safran Foer

God Time Think Want Way Talk

Beauty is everything.

Jorja Fox

Beauty Everything

Prayer is as natural an expression of faith as breathing is of life.

Jonathan Edwards

Life Faith Prayer Breathing Natural

I don't think that swearing or gratuitous violence or sex make a show better. I just think there are natural rhythms to a human being in these situations, and what happens in these situations that cable allows is a natural reaction.

Philip Winchester

Think Better Violence Sex Reaction