American - Comedian | December 29, 1959 -
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
Paula Poundstone
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
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I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.
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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.
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I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper Caesar salad, it's going to have anchovies.
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Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
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I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.
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I talk to a lot of librarians, and there's always a steady drumbeat of how libraries are places of community. But a lot of them have also recently - and just in the nick of time - refurbished, because during this economic downturn, people have a tendency to borrow instead of buy.
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I was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder - which everyone has, to some degree - and I have this really annoying trait where in conversation, I always steer it back to something that happened to me.
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I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.
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My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
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