English - Comedian | June 14, 1955 -
I make a wonderful cure-all called Four Thieves, just like my mum did. It's cider vinegar, 36 cloves of garlic and four herbs, representing four looters of plague victims' homes in 1665 who had their sentences reduced from burning at the stake to hanging for explaining the recipe that kept them from catching the plague.
Paul O'Grady
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I don't like awards ceremonies. I'd sooner go to the pub with mates I've known for years.
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I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop. Taking a pay cut won't demotivate me, not at all. It's not about money in the first place. It's about the job.
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Taking a pay cut won't demotivate me, not at all. It's not about money in the first place. It's about the job.
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You can draw the character out of pets, and you can make them your friends, but they are animals, and they have to be allowed to live the lives of animals.
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I dress up as a middle-aged prostitute and do a game show.
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The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That's just about everyone.
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It's become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.
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Times are hard and friends are few.
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I love looking after animals. I find it very enjoyable.
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If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.
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Channel 4 are a great bunch of people to work with and the crew are lovely. Working at ITV was like being in the court of Caligula.
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