English - Comedian | June 14, 1955 -
I am quite happy to take a cut. You've got to, if you want to work and continue working.
Paul O'Grady
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Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
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I enjoyed school - although I ran away on the first day. I'd reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for 'Watch With Mother' on TV.
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My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.
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I don't live with people, that's why my relationships last. I'm not romantic. Even when I was a teenager if somebody asked if they could hold my hand I'd say, - no, it's not heavy, I can hold it myself, thank you'.
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I was a really picky eater as a child. Because I was obsessed by Popeye, my mum and aunts would put my food in a can to represent spinach and we'd hum the Popeye tune and then I'd happily eat it.
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Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.
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I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.
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I still consider myself working class. I know my circumstances have changed dramatically since I was growing up back in Birkenhead.
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I've got four dogs, eight chickens, 10 sheep and six pigs.
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When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits.
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I can eat beef, provided it's minced in disguise. I couldn't eat a gammon steak. Forget it.
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