American - Comedian | June 13, 1926 - January 10, 1982
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde
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I'm Liberace without a piano.
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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
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I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
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Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
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I laughed all the way through Love Story.
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If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
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My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
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Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
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