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Nick Offerman Quotes

American - Actor | June 26, 1970 -

We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.

Shoes You Choice Want Everything

I am a saxophone player.

I Am Saxophone Player Am

I'm enjoying the opportunity that 'Parks And Recreation' affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

Opportunity People Me Hands My Own

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.

Men Film Hairy TV Very Longer

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

Wife Woman Think Comedy Her Working

You know, even working actors can end up having a lot of spare time. And you can either go sit at the Starbucks and wait for your agent to call you, or you can go learn how to build a Shaker blanket chest with hand-cut dovetails.

Time Wait End Learn You Know

I've never seen a theater community to rival that of Chicago. Neither New York nor L.A. has the raw talent or integrity that Chicago theater has, and I think it's because Chicago doesn't have Broadway or the film and TV business to distract it.

Integrity Business Community Talent

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.

I Am Happy Believe Feel Watching

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

Good Experience Trouble Through Any

I grew up among farmers in Illinois and so you always have to have the tools you might need in the eventuality of a flat tire or a broken window.

Broken Window Tools You Farmers Up

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

Feel Hands Stronger Nation Things

When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples' yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.

Building Los Angeles Started Got Los

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