Nick Offerman Quotes

My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can't think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.

Nick Offerman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 26, 1970

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Donors don't win elections; voters win elections.

Jeff Sessions

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Sociological critics are waste makers.

Andy Warhol

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My parents said sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you. But I always felt a sense of exhilaration after a fight; it was the names that really hurt me.

Michael Franti

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Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

John Ratzenberger

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In 2009, designer Tina Tangalakis went on a volunteer trip to Ghana and instantly fell in love with the country and its people. It was from that trip that Della was born, a company that provides jobs, education, and skills training to women in Ghana.

Amanda Hearst

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My earliest childhood memory is watching the sunlight through a jar of amber full of wasps.

Amanda Harlech

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I remember watching 'Colombo' a lot with my dad. That was one of the first detective shows I remember watching. And I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with 'Seinfeld' all the time. He did it with 'Colombo', too, set the scene.

Stephanie Beatriz

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I really enjoy my privacy and being able to walk my son to school every morning and pick him up every afternoon.

Solange Knowles

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In 'Deadwood,' it was just extremely unaesthetic. They actually put underarm merkins on and covered me with dirt!

Robin Weigert

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With my platform, anyway, I want to try and do good things and want to help people.

Millie Bobby Brown

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We become wiser by adversity; prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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I want to be a Bronco forever. I just want the feeling to be the same from the Broncos.

Chris Harris, Jr.

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