American - Comedian | November 18, 1970 -
I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
Mike Epps
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Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?
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Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
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But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
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I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
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I used to be a dusty little child.
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Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.
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I would love to play Magnum P.I.
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You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.
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The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.
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To have longevity in this business, you have to reinvent yourself. You can't keep doing the same stuff. Sometimes I've turned down stuff and lost money.
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