American - Comedian | November 18, 1970 -
You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.
Mike Epps
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Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
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With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.
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She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.
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I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.
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I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.
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I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
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I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
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I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.
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I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.
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I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
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I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.
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