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Mark Twain Quotes

American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.

Communication Fire Words Look Only

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Myself Politics Idiot You Congress

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Funny Facts You First Get Your

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Business Time Yourself You Find

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Communication Character Man May He

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Education God School Practice Place

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Do The Right Thing People Rest Will

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age Mind You Matter Over Issue

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Weather Expect Get Climate

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Funny Hell Heaven Go Company

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Blessing Humor Mankind Greatest

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Forgiveness Fragrance Violet Sheds

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