American - Comedian | December 5, 1968 -
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
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Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
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If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
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Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
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It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change.
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To be a feminist is to be alive.
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I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.
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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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