American - Comedian | December 5, 1968 -
Babies got it going on!
Margaret Cho
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I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.
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Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!
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You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.
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I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.
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I love animals.
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The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.
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I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
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I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.
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My life is anything but typical.
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
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It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful.
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