American - Comedian | July 12, 1971 -
The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.
Loni Love
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Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!
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I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.
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Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.
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If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20?
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That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you.
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I've seen Don Rickles up at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Don Rickles was doing jokes in a wheelchair, and he was headlining a show. Do you think they would let a woman do that?
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Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.
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I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'
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One of my dreams was to change the way women of color were seen on television.
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I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show.
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As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.
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