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Lily Tomlin Quotes

American - Actress | September 1, 1939 -

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Home Teacher Think Homework You Who

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Funny Now More Realize Always Been

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Stress Reality Touch Leading Cause

The road to success is always under construction.

Success Construction Road Always

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Why Always Something Somebody About

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Win Society You Trouble Race Rat

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Funny Love Love Is You Question

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Culture Skin Leopard Vinyl Plastic

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Man Deep Language Need Complain His

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Enough You Matter Become Never Up

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Failure Opportunity Opportunities

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

God Said Why Talk Us Schizophrenic

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