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Lily Tomlin Quotes

American - Actress | September 1, 1939 -

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Deep Language Belief Need Complain

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.

War People Think Profit Would Guess

I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me.

Me Said Kind Way Never Anything

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Deep Think Language Need Complain

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Die Survival Working Laughing Should

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Funny Beauty Truth Hair Library How

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.

You Watch Books Read TV Well-Read

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Down Try Relief Slowing

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.

Reality Collective Just Anyway Hunch

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Imagination Feel Sometimes My Own

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Government Country Two Honest Get

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