American - Comedian | October 13, 1925 - August 3, 1966
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce
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There are never enough I Love You's.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia.
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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
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I don't read enough books, so I guess I'm pretty shallow. I'm a lot into the physical. With me, first attraction is never intellectual.
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The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.
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If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
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I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.
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