Lenny Bruce Quotes

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

Lenny Bruce

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 13, 1925 - August 3, 1966

Topics

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The Obamas, especially Michelle, have radiated the sense that Americans do not appreciate what they sacrifice by living in a gilded cage. They've forgotten Rule No. 1 of politics: No one sheds tears for anyone lucky enough to live at the White House.

Maureen Dowd

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I'm not avoiding Fox, but they don't seem to want me to be on their shows much. I can't understand that.

Michael Avenatti

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To be a champ you have to believe in yourself when no one else will.

Sugar Ray Robinson

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You win the victory when you yield to friends.

Sophocles

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Excellence means when a man or woman asks of himself more than others do.

Jose Ortega y Gasset

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I don't know if you guys have ever kissed anybody in real life, but it doesn't always go as planned. It's not always pretty. It doesn't always look like a movie. It usually looks more like 'American Pie.'

Jordan Gavaris

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If you're going to choose to do something like the Paleo Diet, then you choose not to enjoy your nights out.

Chrissy Teigen

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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

Boris Johnson

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To truly repent of a big thing, you have to go into it with your heart open and force yourself to deal with it at that level and to apologize to God.

Bruce Wilkinson

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It wasn't until I stood in my truth and told everybody that I had $250,000 in credit card debt. At that point, everything turned around for me. I had to reveal the truth about what I didn't have, more than pretend about what I did. That was interesting.

Suze Orman

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The $100 bill may be America's most successful export.

Timothy Noah

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Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Noel Coward

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