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Larry David Quotes

American - Actor | July 2, 1947 -

I have no secrets.

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them.

People Me Find Quiet Like Rather

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Funny Birthday Wife Thinking Speech

I don't have many friends.

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy.

I am not honest.

I believe in something.

Believe I Believe I Believe In

Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.

Myself Credit Range Than Given

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline.

Feel Bad Stop Person Jokes Just

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Find Salad Always Nuts Addition

I'm anti-cheese in a salad.

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

Life Live Myself Day Religion Think

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