American - Actor | July 2, 1947 -
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
Larry David
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'
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I can't stand reading anything that I've said.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver.
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.
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It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
LifeGoodAlwaysTakeSomething
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
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