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Kristen Schaal Quotes

American - Actress | January 24, 1978 -

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.

Good Alone Imagination Yourself You

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Sarcasm Sarcastic Read Print

I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.

Love Power Myself Job Happy Look

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

Great Training Start Think Comedy

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

People Weird Comedy Messed Up Know

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

Me I Can Real Kinds Different Knows

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

Think Always Disconnect Like I Think

I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.

Life Sweet Someone Would Who Like

'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.

Love Fun Rock Guy He Lovable

My parents are pretty religious, devout, but did they force it on me? No, I don't think so. I still think of myself as a Lutheran, just one who doesn't go to church.

Myself Parents Me Think Church Go

I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.

Thought Price Right Would Model

Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.

Men Feel Sometimes Movies Try Lead

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