Kin Hubbard Quotes

American - Journalist | September 1, 1868 - December 26, 1930

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

Kin Hubbard

BestPoliticsManVoteNeverWould

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Kin Hubbard

LifeFunInsuranceYouMoreGet

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Kin Hubbard

DayWorldEveningBetterEvery Day

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Kin Hubbard

NatureBeeBusyNeverSeemsJust

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Kin Hubbard

PeaceWarMonumentsVictoriesThan

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Kin Hubbard

GoodTogetherGood NightNightRest

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

Kin Hubbard

YouWantOptimistEverythingCount

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Kin Hubbard

GoodHomeBestWifeGood Wife

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Kin Hubbard

ManInnocentNowNow And ThenThen

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Kin Hubbard

KitchenThanksgivingDaysBeenLot

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kin Hubbard

FoolYouReadySkinSayEverything

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kin Hubbard

TearsCircusNothingChristmasOut

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