American - Journalist | September 1, 1868 - December 26, 1930
A loafer always has the correct time.
Kin Hubbard
TimeAlwaysCorrect
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
TalkingPlanYouBadKnowKeep
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
MenSinsThemPunished
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
VacationPeopleYouKnowNeverTell
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
MoneyWayOverSafeDoubleFold
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
GodPathDayGoldSilverSides
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
NobodyBeingApplauseKicks
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
LookingNobodyTroubleEverGrew
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
BusinessManagementDestinyBadLots
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
MotherBabySingingNewWorst
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
MoneyManNobodyHardWhoWorks
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
FamilyPeaceRidiculousAverageHead
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