American - Comedian | October 23, 1925 - January 23, 2005
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson
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There comes a time or a moment when you know in which direction you're going to go. I know it happened to me when I was quite young.
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People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.
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