American - Critic | January 27, 1953 -
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Joe Bob Briggs
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Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
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There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
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As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
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Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
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