American - Critic | January 27, 1953 -
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
Joe Bob Briggs
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
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The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
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