American - Comedian | September 19, 1974 -
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
Jimmy Fallon
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Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.
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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.
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