British - Comedian | July 7, 1988 -
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
Jack Whitehall
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When I was younger, I was insecure for about 10 years: I wore glasses, had a cow's lick, buck teeth and braces. I looked ridiculous.
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I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.
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I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
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Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.
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I'm very conscious of other people's opinions and of people not liking me.
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If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
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My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.
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I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.
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Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but every now and then there will be someone who comes along and ruins it.
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I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
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I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
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