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Jack Whitehall Quotes

If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: July 7, 1988

Topics

Funny Think Uncomfortable You I Can

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

First Master Himself Shows

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Today Money Think Worth You Find

I hate my name. It's a stupid, horrible name.

Hate Stupid Name Horrible

Bitcoin is a peer-to-peer, decentralized form of money, as durable as the Internet itself. Remember, the Internet - or DARPA, as it was originally called - was created as a fail-safe, global network with no 'single point of failure.' If one part goes down, data takes another route, and nothing is lost.

Failure Money Internet Data Remember

I have a large collection of biographies about jazz musicians.

Michael Connelly

Musicians Jazz Collection Biographies

I don't believe in carbon offsetting. Planting 60 trees so you don't have to say your Hail Marys that night? It's a crock.

Night Believe Trees You Say Your

When I was up there at the plate, my purpose was to get on base anyway I could, whether by hitting or by getting hit.

Shoeless Joe Jackson

Purpose Up Get Plate Hit Hitting

A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.

Car Day Drive Perfect Go Out

I'd be lying if I said that any part of writing is easy for me, but I have always found that setting comes more naturally to me than, say, writing action scenes.

Me Writing Action Easy Said Say

The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts.

Douglas Coupland

Change Cool End New More Ability

When you teach black people that they are less beautiful, less moral, less intelligent, and as a result you defer to the white supremacist status quo, you rationalize your accommodation to the status quo, you lose your fire, you become much more tied to producing foliage, what appears to be the case.

Beautiful Fire People Black Result

Israel expanded beyond its original boundaries only because the Arab powers attacked Israel and the U.N. demarcation unsuccessfully in 1948. The endless caterwauling about the 1967 borders is rubbish.

Beyond Borders Boundaries Original

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