American - Actor | September 23, 1985 -
Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'
Hasan Minhaj
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It is 2017, and we are living in the golden age of lying.
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Sean Spicer gives press briefings like someone is going through his browser history while he watches.
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I look like a melanin version of Chris Hayes.
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Even the president is not beyond the reach of the First Amendment.
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Free speech is the foundation of an open and liberal democracy from college campuses to the White House.
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'CNN Tonight' should just be called 'Wait a second! Now hold on! Stop yelling at each!' with Don Lemon.
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People still assume the White House Correspondents' Association works for the White House, when in reality, it's a group of journalists who cover the White House. It's a branding thing, but because it has the 'White House' before it, people think they're just King Joffrey's goons.
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The news is best when it's serious.
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Political culture has become popular culture.
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Whoever has the best take is what matters. My challenge is finding the best take, and it'll always be that.
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My mom worked at the VA for years, so any time I can do anything to help, it's a must.
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