Hasan Minhaj Quotes

Every time a U.S.A. Today slides underneath my door, it's like they're saying, 'Hey, you're not that smart, right?'

Hasan Minhaj

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: September 23, 1985

Topics

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If I stop to think about fans, or best-selling, or not best-selling, or good reviews, or not-good reviews, it just becomes too much. It's like staring at the mirror all day.

Jhumpa Lahiri

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Our baby is safe, and it's just a house.

Jennifer Dunn

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I would love to do Shakespeare, either onstage or on film.

John Cho

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I'm always pretty tense about everything when it comes to work.

Matthew Goode

WorkAlwaysEverythingPrettyTense

One of the important things to look at is kids who aren't cheerleaders or aren't the student-body presidents. In 'Daddy Day Care,' one of the kids would only communicate in Klingon. I get that kind of a kid.

Steve Carr

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A tiny and closed fraternity of privileged men, elected by no one, and enjoying a monopoly sanctioned and licensed by government.

Spiro T. Agnew

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I wouldn't want to change anything about my career.

Sridevi

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At extreme distances, there is essentially no such thing as depth of field.

Trevor Paglen

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I was enamored with Charles Dickens as a kid, and his names blew me away.

Marv Levy

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Like many people, I became increasingly alarmed during the 2016 campaign and the first year of the Trump administration by the full-on war being waged on the very idea of truth.

Michiko Kakutani

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Growing up, I used to babysit, but, thinking back on what I was like at 15, this was probably a terrible idea.

Corey Stoll

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The stuff that's made up about Jesus - that you have to go through Jesus to get to God and if you're lucky, after you die, if you've done everything right, the reward is you get to sit on the right hand side of God. All that is made up by men. People made it up.

Cloris Leachman

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