American - Comedian | November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
Garry Shandling
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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
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I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.
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I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I realized the artist probably didn't have enough confidence to use a pen.
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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
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I've always felt that the truth is in the silence.
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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
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Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable.
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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
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I've been on a state of high alert since high school. I didn't need 9/11 to remind me that we live on a ball of flame.
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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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