Frank Zappa Quotes

American - Musician | December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

EducationCollegeLibraryYouWant

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa

FootballBeerTeamYouCountryKind

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

Frank Zappa

LoveProductWillNeverNo Love

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

StoryDesignYouEmotionalEyebrows

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

Frank Zappa

WorkPeopleCommunismOwnStuff

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Frank Zappa

StupidityBuildingUniverseSayMore

Without deviation progress is not possible.

Frank Zappa

ProgressPossibleWithoutDeviation

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

PeopleMeWeirdNeverAlwaysOut

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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LifeStupidityUniverseMoreShelf

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

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ArtSellingNothingOutSomething

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Frank Zappa

ChangePeopleYouWillMindsAgree

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Frank Zappa

NationUnitedLawsUnited States

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