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Dane Cook Quotes

American - Comedian | March 18, 1972 -

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Down Write Spontaneous Like Material

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

Anger Way Emotion Planting Every

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

Man Laughter Looking Face Comedy

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

Life Love Good Time Job People

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

Love God Thought Early Career Get

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Mother Story Year Everyone Myspace

I get so into the moment.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Long Know More Real Lived Even

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Funny You Say Anything Tact Make

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Me Laugh Always Make Me Laugh Make

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Business Today Giving Always Open

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

Love Guitar Blues Play Go Movies

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